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Top 10 Quotes From The Glee Project Season 2, Episode 2: “Are You Sucking His Soul Out?”

Gleeks say the darndest things! The premiere episode of The Glee Project was packed with funny quips, especially with everyone baffled by Tyler Ford’s crazy laugh. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 2: “Dance-ability.”

10. The band is like, “Finally!”
Ryan Murphy [to Lily]: Never seen a contestant flirt with the band before, so good on you for that.

9. Aylin and Blake get spiritual. Well, sort of.
Tyler [to Aylin, about kissing Blake]: Are you sucking his soul out?

8. That certainly didn’t take too long.
Ali: I think that
Mario is starting to rub people the wrong way, and it’s only Week 2!

7. What a thoughtful way to break the news to her.
Aylin: According to my Muslim mom, I have never kissed a guy before. Little does she know, I have kissed many boys!

6. Way to be encouraging, buddy.
Zach Woodlee: And now it’s picking like, “Well, who sucked the least?”

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5. Her logic is flawless. Obviously.
Aylin: Sorry, mom — but just look at Blake.

4. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Aylin
[to Charlie, after kissing him]: Okay, now stop talking.

3. Who wouldn’t want to see a music video where everyone is standing still?
Zach
[about the dancing in the video]: At this point, I think standing would be better.

2. This is also the tactic that the Odyssey crew used to not get seduced by the Sirens.
Aylin
[worried that she’ll run up to Samuel Larsen (Joe)]: You strap me down to this chair, right now!

1. Just so long as the flamethrower isn’t being used on SpongeBob, we’re good.
Mario
[about Tyler’s laugh]: It’s got, like, a cross between a goat being scorched with a flame-thrower, and SpongeBob.

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06.13.2012 / 11:02 PM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
Related: Glee, The Glee Project

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