9. Let the rumors begin! Khloe (to Kourtney): Then the rumors will start: ‘Kim and Scott boning!’
8. Sweet tennis release Kris: It feels really good to make any noise I want to make and no one’s going to judge me.
7. Uh oh Todd Waterman (to Kris, as they’re hugging): I don’t want to let go.
6. Fess up, young ones Bruce (to Kylie and Kendall): Her bark is usually worse than her bite… Be honest, tell her what happened, take the rap, move on.
5. Telling it like it is Bruce: Twenty years later? Why would she even talk to him? She never should’ve done that … He was a scumbag back then. He still is.
4. Polite or invite? Kris (dictating her email to Todd): Hi Todd, kind of weird that I have never run into you in 24 years. Life has been really good to both of us, and for that I am grateful. I wish you good things.
3. An unexpected party pal Scott: Never in a million years did I think Kim would be my partner in crime for going out, but all of a sudden, she’s got a little bounce in her step.
2. Unearthing ancient history Kris (to her assistant Noelle, about Todd): I feel like I have something to say. I feel like it doesn’t have to be by email. I feel like there’s this little file up in my head that has his name on it and I don’t want to have any regrets.
1. Some daughterly advice Kim (to Kris): Do you want to stay married?… Then stay far away from him. He already ruined your first marriage.