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Top True Blood Quotes From Season 5, Episode 4: “Let Bygones Be Bygones, Bi Girls Be Bi Girls”

If you like piña coladas and making love in rain-filled cemeteries, then you'll love this week's fangtastic batch of True Blood quotes. As Bill's British alter-ego would say, "They're bloody good!"

Sit back, relax, and feel free to snack on an aorta. We won't judge.

10. Lafayette calls out Sookie: “You the fucking angel of death.”

She's basically Bon Temps' Grim Reaper.

9. Pam tries to make amends with Eric: "Let bygones be bygones, bi girls be bi girls.”

Lyrics to the new Lady Gaga single, anyone?

8. The Authority's resident interrogator eyerolls at the Bible: “I know the guy who wrote it and he was high the whole time.”

He must have written it on 4/20 BC.

7. Eric gives Pam a pep talk: "You are my child, as I was the child of Godric. You were born into greatness.”

Way to pollute the gene pool with your snarkitude, Tara.

6. Flashback Terry watches fireworks with his homies: "Hey, you all need to put your dicks away and come and look at this.”

Fireworks = way more important than sizing up your comrades.

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5. Eric peaces out on Pam: "As your maker, I release you.”


4. Sookie feels sorry for herself: "I know the whole world hates me.”

Yep … pretty much.

3. Sookie gets her drank on: “If you like making love at midnight in a cemetery.”

That's just you, girlfriend.

2. Alcide greets a sloshed Sookster: "You smell like mint and peaches.”

Well, that and blood mixed with Fantasy by Britney Spears.

1. Jessica defends her party: “So I had a few friends over, OK? No one got eaten, no one got drained.”

Steve Newlin popped multiple erections, but NBD!

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07.2.2012 / 07:03 PM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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