Sookie and Alcide Do the Deed: Detailed Analysis of True Blood Season 5, Episode 5 Promo
The promo for next week's episode ofTrue Blood is 35 seconds of fang erections, shimmering eight-packs, and weird, bloody vampire babies.
If you watched it and still don't know whether or not Sookie and Alcide have made sweet love — don't worry. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Bill And Eric Wander Around With Flashlights
This is just like Nancy Drew, only with homoerotic vampire lovers.
0:04 – Salome Gives Billric an Ultimatum: Find Russell or Die!
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0:06 – Bill and Eric Pop Fang Erections at Each Other