“You’re Like a Little Chihuahua Humpin’ My Leg”: Top 20 Quotes From Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 8
On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 8, there were a lot of “adjustments” being made around the family. Khloe and Lamar were settling back into Los Angeles, Scott was prepping to be a little girl’s daddy, and Bruce was realizing that his youngest little girls are growing up and away from him. It all made for a very quotable episode. Here are 20 of our faves!
Hurricane Kardashian Khloe: In my family I feel like whirlwinds happen all the time.
Scott the Teenage Dream Scott: I don’t consider myself one of the kids from the Twilight Saga but… why not?
Lamar’s Back in the Saddle Lamar (to Bruce, Kris, and Khloe): They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I must be a strong mother f*cker.
Get Rid of It Khloe (to her assistant about unpacking): Anything that says Dallas Mavs, just put it aside and I’ll see whether he wants to keep it or not.
Highly Inappropriate Scott (to Rob): I’m still sipping mai tais in the middle of tatas.
Also Highly Inappropriate Kendall (to Bruce, about declaring himself the high school hottie): Really? You’re into yourself.
Kim the Little Yappy Dog Khloe (to Kim): You’re like a little Chihuahua humpin’ my leg.
Cutting the Cheese Lamar (to Khloe on him farting): It’s better out than in.
Speaking of “Full of Himself” Scott (about being the Sweet 16 party star): It seems like everyone’s enjoying me being here, but who wouldn’t?
Sentimental Time Scott: I’m pretty positive that when my daughter arrives in this world I will do anything to make her happy.
Keeping It Together Rob (to Scott): You looked like a respectable father, you sick pr*ck.
It’s a Compliment Kourtney (to Khloe about being wanted on the New York trip): Just feel good knowing that you’re a hot commodity.
Missing the Quality Time Bruce (to Kendall and Kylie): I just don’t feel like you guys need me anymore. Kylie: Dad we still need you.
Khloe Time Khloe (to Kris): You know what — I need some Khloe time because right now I don’t have it.
Daddy in Demand Kendall (to Bruce): See Dad? I do need you!
Sentimental Time, Part Two Bruce: Probably the biggest lesson I’ve learned in raising ten children is you gotta cherish every moment.
Salt on the Wound Kim (to Khloe and Kourtney): Once you have a kid we’re never going to see Khloe again. She’ll be with her family.
Drop It, Sis Khloe (to Kim): Fine, no exceptions next year. F*ck off.
Pointing Fingers Back Khloe (on Kim and Kourtney prodding about her relationship with Lamar): Kim’s system [is] not really working… Kourtney you and your boyfriend don’t even sleep in the same room anymore.
Take No for an Answer Khloe (to Kim and Kourtney): So guess what I am an Odom. Bye Kardashians!