“They Can’t Teach Him Nothing I Can’t” and More WTF Quotes From Teen Mom Season 4, Episode 6
Tyler Baltierra's dad, Butch, is back in our lives, and he's dragging a colorful rainbow of mullets, word-vom and WTF moments with him. Check out the best quotes from Teen Mom, Season 4, Episode 6, most of which our courtesy of our favorite podunk papa.
10. Farrah gives her sister a tour: "We have the doggie area [and] our sit area."
Life is pretty much geriatric after sixteen. 8. Butch defends himself: "I have a few beers here and there, but I'm no juicehead. I said, if anything, I like cocaine. Cocaine and marijuana, that's my drug of choice."
Well, this is reassuring.
7. Amber chats with her therapist: "If I didn’t make any progress on anything, I would have f—ing beat the sh— out of him."
Way to look at the silver lining, girl! 6. Ryan on why Bentley shouldn't go to preschool: "I mean, they can’t teach him nothing I can’t."
Other than — you know — English. 5. Farrah's sister calls out Debra: "You have no religion because you are a satanic f—ing psycho bitch."
Sigh, nothing like a mother-daughter bond.
4. Butch plans for the future: "I'll have to sleep on a park bench, on a cardboard box, under a bridge. I'll be alright."
Don't worry, his mullet will keep him warm.
3. Tyler show concern for Butch: "I’m always worried for him, though. He’s just so stupid. Him and his things he does."
Best sentence ever. 2. Butch says farewell: "I’m going to go shoot back to Detroit tonight. I’m taking all this food with me."
Don't forget the hush puppies, twinkies, and beef jerky. 1. Butch real talks: "I got a lot of skeletons in my closet. They start rattling sometimes." Butch, we love you so much.