Beverly Hills Nannies Best Quotes From Season 1, Episode 2: “Are You Stocking Up For the Apocalypse?”
Beverly Hills Nannies’ second episode was as hilariously quotable as the first one. From talks of extra boobs to poop-scoopin’, these are our 15 favorite quotes of the show!
Cheapskate on the Cake Amber (on Ari’s inexpensive cake): It’s funny to me that some rich people really have a problem spending money.
A Little Elbow Feces Amber: Cleaning up the animal cages is not my end-all goal, but I am a Beverly Hills nanny. It’s what I do.
High Classy Ari (to Nataljia about Amber): Do you think she’s, like, upscale enough?
Don’t Interrupt the Man of the House Ari (to Amber about Barry): You have to respect the breadwinner.
Say What?! Amber (about Ari and Barry): Is this rich people playing games?
We See a Few Potential Problems Maggie: I think nannying would be a good fit for me because I don’t like a lot of structure but it might not be a good fit for me because I don’t like children.
Choosy Kids Choose JIF … Not Kristin (to Maggie): Their meals aren’t like peanut butter and jelly, their meals are like shrimp scampi … Not only are you the nanny but sometimes you’re also the teacher, the chef, the personal assistant.
Buckets of Breast Milk Justin: Are you stocking up for the apocalypse? Marika: These are workhorses here. Why do you think he’s so big, beautiful, and strong?
Marika’s Secret Justin (to Marika): You have two extra boobs; I know it.
Walkin’ the Dogs Marika: If I can’t trust you with my dog, I can’t trust you with my baby … Justin: Oh God, someone put a sock in her.
Still an Accessory Kristin: The mom needs to see you at your best because we all know being a Beverly Hills nanny you have this image to uphold for the family as well…. Lucy: We are the nanny… but they expect us to be in like Prada, Gucci...
The New Mommy with Pizzazz Justin (on Lindsay): I was like, this lady either has balls or she has a good sense of humor.
Putting the Kid in Her Place Speech Therapist (to Ari about Emma): She doesn’t have a choice. It’s either be attentive or go sit in the corner.
Poo Poo on You Ari: Dog poop, bird poop, baby poop, any poop, I don’t like it … The benefit of having a nanny is that you just don’t have to deal with that.
Food Poisoning My Foot Amber: Kristin should take an acting class if she’s going to pull the stunts like this.