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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Beverly Hills Nannies Best Quotes From Season 1, Episode 2: “Are You Stocking Up For the Apocalypse?”

Beverly Hills Nannies’ second episode was as hilariously quotable as the first one. From talks of extra boobs to poop-scoopin’, these are our 15 favorite quotes of the show!

Cheapskate on the Cake
Amber (on Ari’s inexpensive cake): It’s funny to me that some rich people really have a problem spending money.

A Little Elbow Feces
Amber: Cleaning up the animal cages is not my end-all goal, but I am a Beverly Hills nanny. It’s what I do.

High Classy
Ari (to Nataljia about Amber): Do you think she’s, like, upscale enough?

Don’t Interrupt the Man of the House
Ari (to Amber about Barry): You have to respect the breadwinner.

Say What?!
Amber (about Ari and Barry): Is this rich people playing games?

We See a Few Potential Problems
Maggie: I think nannying would be a good fit for me because I don’t like a lot of structure but it might not be a good fit for me because I don’t like children.

Choosy Kids Choose JIF … Not
Kristin (to Maggie): Their meals aren’t like peanut butter and jelly, their meals are like shrimp scampi … Not only are you the nanny but sometimes you’re also the teacher, the chef, the personal assistant.

Buckets of Breast Milk
Justin: Are you stocking up for the apocalypse?
Marika: These are workhorses here. Why do you think he’s so big, beautiful, and strong?

Marika’s Secret
Justin (to Marika): You have two extra boobs; I know it.

Walkin’ the Dogs
Marika: If I can’t trust you with my dog, I can’t trust you with my baby …
Justin: Oh God, someone put a sock in her.

Still an Accessory
Kristin: The mom needs to see you at your best because we all know being a Beverly Hills nanny you have this image to uphold for the family as well….
Lucy: We are the nanny… but they expect us to be in like Prada, Gucci...

The New Mommy with Pizzazz
Justin (on Lindsay): I was like, this lady either has balls or she has a good sense of humor.

Putting the Kid in Her Place
Speech Therapist (to Ari about Emma): She doesn’t have a choice. It’s either be attentive or go sit in the corner.

Poo Poo on You
Ari: Dog poop, bird poop, baby poop, any poop, I don’t like it … The benefit of having a nanny is that you just don’t have to deal with that.

Food Poisoning My Foot
Amber: Kristin should take an acting class if she’s going to pull the stunts like this.

07.20.2012 / 12:06 AM EDT by Amanda Bell
Related: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Nannies

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