Jessica Wrapped Up in Silver Chains! Detailed Analysis of True Blood Season 5, Episode 8 Promo
he promo for next week's episode of True Blood is 37 seconds of sexy-face, seances, creepy southern pervs, and giant cobras. If you watched it and still don't know if Bill's an evil Sanguanista — don't worry. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Eric, Salome and Nora Hang Out Post-Bender That was the most fierce case of the munchies we've ever seen.
0:07 – Bill and Eric Exchange a Meaningful Look Their love is so pure. So Pure.
0:14 – Sookie Says She's Tired of "Being a Freak" Shooting off your weird ET fingers ain't gonna change that, girl.
0:15 – Jason Continues to Look Confused Nothing new here.
0:17 – Terry, Patrick, Arlene and Lafayette Have a Seance So many flashbacks to middle school. This is like The Craft all over again!
0:18 – Some Creepy Candles Light on Fire Nooooo, the smoke monsteeeeeeer!
0:20 – Sexy Brunette Makes an O-Face Dear god, don't tell us we have to sit through another Bill sex scene.
0:21 – Bill Tells Eric He's Evolving, We Eye-Roll Sanguanista alert! Ladies, protect your aortas and "juicy groin veins."
0:22 – King Cobra Attacks Random Hillbilly Awww, we love it when Sam gets creative shifter-style!