“I Almost Throw Up in My Mouth Every Time I Hug Him”: Top 12 Quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season 7, Episode 12
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“I Almost Throw Up in My Mouth Every Time I Hug Him”: Top 12 Quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season 7, Episode 12

In the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the sisters grapple with three stubborn men and one poor decision-making mom. Plus, Lamar takes a much-needed trip to the dentist. Needless to say, there were a lot of quotables. Here are our top 12 of the episode!

Saying No Thanks
Kris (to Todd): Closure is a b*tch.

Holy Halitosis, Basketballman
Kim: I think Lamar has a cavity.
Khloe: Duh, he has like 20 I’m sure.
Kim: No I could smell it… my sixth sense is coming.

Judgy Wudgy
Kourtney (to Kris, about meeting up with Todd Waterman): What a little whore. Why would you even give someone the satisfaction. Wouldn’t you just want him to think you didn’t know he exists?
Kim: I get wanting to do it for closure, but you didn’t do it for that … I really want you to take a lie detector test.
Khloe: I want you to take an STD test because I’m sure you have a few of those.

Too Soon to Joke?
Kourtney: We seriously need to call Maury Povich...
Kim: Did you touch his penis under the table with your foot?

Seriously Stinky Chompers
Kim (about Lamar’s bad breath): Khloe, I almost throw up in my mouth everytime I hug him.

Sweet Nothings Before Marriage
Bruce (quoting Kris on their wedding day): “‘I just want you to know, never trust me.’”

Favorite Daughter
Kim (to Kris, about the lie detector test): I knew I was your favorite daughter.

Finding His Happy Place in the Dentist’s Chair
Lamar (to Dr. Sands, after receiving some strong anesthetics): You guys have the best job in the world. You guys make like millions of dollars a year… You walk outside, you probably get some of the best sandwiches in the world.

Yuck
Dr. Sands (on Lamar’s teeth condition): Now I know why they call him the Candy Man.

Mane of Men
Scott (to hair care store clerk): I’m good. My hair’s flowing in the wind. It’s him that I’m worried about (pointing to Rob).

Wishful Thinking?
Kim
: When do you stop having sex in life?
Khloe (on Bruce): He’s only 60-something.
Kim: Yeah maybe like 80.

Peaceful, At Last
Kris (to Bruce): Let’s have a toast. To how fabulous our life used to be, is, and is going to be.

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07.31.2012 / 01:55 AM EDT by Amanda Bell
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