Will Jason Become a Vampire? Detailed Analysis of True Blood Season 5, Episode 10 Promo
The promo for next week's episode ofTrue Blood is a little over a minute of guns, Biblical hotties, and Bill's jazz hands. If you watched it and still can’t tell if Jason is a vampire — fear not. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Bill Tells Eric to Follow Lilith or Meet the True Death Maybe Bill should quit being a "believer" and start being a Belieber like the rest of us. 0:07 – Sookie Goes on the Hunt, Wears Extremely Ugly Shirt Forever 21 needs to take out a restraining order against her.
0:09 – Sookie Cocks a Giant Rifle at the Camera Sigh, tapping into her inner murderess again.
0:15 – Random Blood Drips Down Disembodied Neck We pity the HBO intern who had to deal with this hot mess.
0:17 – Jessica Yells at Someone, Looks Adorable While Doing So We don't know what this girl did to deserve William as her dad.
0:18 – Bill Bares His Fangs at The Camera, Makes Us LOL Ahh, Big Willy. Remember that time when you had sex with your granddaughter? So do we.
0:20 – Salome Looks Concerned Probably realized she just fangbanged Bill.
0:21 – Lilith is Coated in Blood, Remains Naked We have so many questions for this gal. Like, what's the deal with that talking bush?
0:25 – Bill Describes Himself as "The Chosen One" Oh, girl. No. Just no.
0:30 – Lilith Asks Us to Drink Her Sorry, we prefer our Biblical blood flavored "Eve."
0:31 – Lilith Presses Her Fingers Against Bill's Lips Too traumatized to go in for lip-on-lip action, we assume.