Forbes likes to keep us informed on how much more money everyone else has and this time they've listed the top-earning celebrity couples from May 1, 2011 and May 1, 2012 — with all but Brangelina being couples who are already married. Since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Heidi Klum and Seal, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher and Katy Perry and Russell Brand are no longer together, they didn't take spots on the list. Just another reason to stay together! If Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were engaged right now (and not in their awkward are-they-even-friends-anymore phase), they might have made the list, since Kristen is the highest-paid actress in Hollywood. But oh well.