Crocs Co-Founder Invents “Love Story” With Taylor Swift to Get Out of a DUI
It’s been a big couple of days for singer Taylor Swift: Not only did she release a new song, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together,” but the world learned about her relationship with Crocs co-founder George Boedecker. Even though everyone thought the 22-year-old was datingConor Kennedy, 51-year-old Boedecker spilled the beans after a run-in with police: Taylor Swift is his “really f**king famous” girlfriend.
The Smoking Gun has the police report from Boulder, Colorado, where Boedecker was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence.
On Sunday, the shoe mogul was found “passed out” in his Porsche, but he claimed it was his “bats**t crazy” significant other who was behind the wheel and he hadn’t been driving at all. When asked about (his “girlfriend”) Taylor Swift’s whereabouts, Boedecker said she’d run off after an argument. Then he motioned in the direction of a neighboring yard, which he equated with Nashville.
Be careful, Boedecker. Don’t you know Taylor writes songs about all her exes? Expect her next single, “We Were Never Ever Together in the First Place, and Your Shoes Are Hideous,” to drop soon.