0 0 0 “Sirius Is Not a Joke” and Other $#*! the Real Housewives Say!
Another episode means another week of trying to narrow down the multitude of ridiculousness coming out of the Jersey Housewives' — and their family's — mouths. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4, Episode 18, "Dinasty of Denial." 10. Joe Giudice: "I would have been like whatever, Caroline, go dye your hair." Always so charming, this guy. 9. Caroline Manzo : "Sirius is not a joke." Seriously. 8. Joe Giudice, about Kathy Wakile: "You know those stress dolls that you squeeze and the eyes pop out of their head? That's what she looks like, one of them dolls." Better than a frog? 7. Richie Wakile: "Would you like to be in politics in the future? You can steal legally." More great parenting from Richie. 6. Teresa Giudice : "Joe's not going anywhere ... unless he's cheating on me cause then I'll break his legs." Then he's really not going anywhere.
5. Joe Giudice: "Let me get a Fabellini bottle before I fab your ass, bitch." What does that even mean? 4. Lauren Manzo: "Chris, here's a good one for you since you're quickly catching up to me in the weight factory." It's about time she starts dishing it! 3. Richie Wakile: "I love my children, but I'm anxious for them to go to college, so I can be alone with my wife and then we don't need any more clothes." And they wonder why Victoria wants to leave. 2. University of Maryland student: "I'm a Women's Studies major." Richie Wakile: "What is that, like, a 30-year course?" OK, we may have LOL'd a bit here. 1. Jacqueline Laurita , about Teresa and Dina Manzo: "At a time when it was the most heightened drama going on between Teresa and Caroline, they have gotten closer. It's, like, really? Why?" Uh, because it's Real Housewives?