The Situation Parties With New Wingman Ryan Lochte in Miami, Jeah!
In a moment we can only guess was mind-blowing, The Situation and Olympic gold medalist Ryan “Jeah!” Lochte joined forces in Miami on September 22. Before you get dizzy trying to count how many abdominal muscles they have between them, let’s fill you in on the details.
The NY Post reports that Ryan and The Sitch “were introduced by mutual friends and spent the entire night together laughing” at LIV nightclub in South Beach. The Situation even tweeted a photo of him and Ryan, flashing finger signs. They must have had so many humorous topics to share with each other — from their mutual love for shirtless jewelry to their history of terrible hairdos.
A source reports that, “At 5 a.m., Lochte and Sorrentino … left the club through the back door with a gaggle of women.” We can’t even begin to imagine how many groupies these two had when combined as one unit, in the flesh.
In case you were wondering, The Situation “drank bottled water all night,” according to a source. Way to prove you can still be a chick magnet without getting drunk, Mike!