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Bones Season 8, Episode 4 Promo: Our Frame-By-Frame Analysis of “The Tiger in the Tale”

The brand-new promo for Bones' Season 8, Episode 4: "The Tiger in the Tale" is 26 jam-packed seconds of cuddly animals, unfortunate sunglasses, and people named Siegfried (kidding!). If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Brennan (Emily Deschanel) is actually running for POTUS, don’t worry. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come.

0:05 –– Brennan Announces Her Plans To Run For President, Insults Donald Trump
OMG, what if she bans pizza and makes us eat quinoa? Noooo!

0:06 Disgusting, Intestine-Filled Corpse Longues On Table
Sigh, Hodgins will be so thrilled.

0:06 The Jeffersonian Team Investigate The Crime Scene In The Backwoods
Really, murderers? Find a new place to bury bodies.

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0:07 — Booth (David Boreanaz) Wears Extremely Nerdy Sunglasses, Remains Hot
Clearly, he is protecting his eyes from Christine's radiant beauty / halo.

0:10 — The Gang Watch Adorable Videos Of Lions and Tigers
The circle of life! Sob, Mufasaaaaa!

0:11 — Brennan Does Not Want A Pet Bear
Probably because she still hangs with the menagerie of farm animals Christine was born next to.

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0:15 — Hodgins (TJ Thyne) And Cam (Tamara Taylor) Hates On People Who Want Wild Animals As Pets
Considering that Hodgins' facial hair is a wild animal, he is in no place to judge.

0:18 — Daisy Is Back, Still Perky (!!!)
Uh oh, does this mean Sweets will come clean about his frisky kiss?

0:19 — Brennan Plots Her Candidacy, Declares Her Love For Pals With Paws
In her ideal world, people who kill tigers get the death penalty. Fair 'nuff.

0:20 — B&B Hang In That Weird Interrogation Room With Rubber Walls
Seriously, someone in the set design department needs to explain that wallpaper.

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10.3.2012 / 01:11 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
Related: Bones, Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan, Seeley Booth

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