Ronnie divulged the secret Ron-Ron Juice recipe in Season 1, Episode 2 of Jersey Shore. We sent some chemists, NASA engineers, and amateur alcoholics into the laboratory, cribbed some Food and Wine ideas, and came up with our own recipe for Ron-Ron Juice that should only be consumed at your own risk. Please follow the instructions carefully, and keep yours virgin if you're under 21, you are driving, or there are any guidos creeping in your immediate vicinity.
Prep time: 20 minutes Start time: 8 PM (if you're Snooki) Serves: 8 people or 1 gorilla juicehead
What you'll need: 8 c. (1 lb.) of seedless, cubed watermelon 12 oz. of cranberry juice 1 3/4 c. of blueberries (if you take it like Snooki) 10 oz. (1 jar) of cherries 1 1/4 c. of vodka Ice A blender
Instructions: Smoosh — in the traditional sense — all the ingredients into the blender. Blend until smooth, like The Situation's Cha Cha Cha moves. Repeat as necessary until you're in full fist-pumping mode. Sources:MTV, Food and Wine