Lucky for us gossip hounds, TVLine’s Michael Ausiello has some answers — and these answers suggest that Chuck and Blair may cross-breed their gorgeous, well-dressed genes to create themselves a beautiful, brown-haired boy. That’s right, people: Chair spawn!
The spoiler king says, “According to some just-leaked casting intel, the [Gossip Girl] swan song will feature a cute and adorable 3-year-old boy with dark hair and eyes,” he adds, “You thinking what I’m thinking? ‘Cause I’m thinking that little rascal could be Chuck and Blair’s firstborn.”
Let’s just hope that Chuck doesn’t get to name him — there can be only one Monkey Bass.