On her first night back in Seaside Heights, Deena was a walking meltdown. She missed her boyfriend, even though he was standing right next to her. She thought Vinny was making fun of her, even though he was asking Chris about furniture. And she missed her meatball, even though Snooki would be staying right next door.
According to Examiner, Deena Nicole will start to feel nauseous in Episode 3. Her first assumption, naturally, is that she is pregnant with Chris’s baby. We think it’s safe to say there will be tears, even though this pregnancy scare makes a little more sense than her first pregnancy scare in Italy (Season 4, Episode 9: “Three Men and a Snooki”). She does have a regular boyfriend to do sex with these days.
But it turns out that a mini-Deena isn’t the cause of her tummy troubles. Instead, Deena is suffering from Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS), which typically occurs when you leave your tampon in for too long. Hopefully someone gets Deena a new tampon soon.
Also happening on Episode 3: It sounds like The Situation will still get into confrontations even though he’s sober. Examiner reports that “Mike walks out in a huff during a shift at the Shore Store.” Somehow, we have a feeling that the thorny situation has to do with his confrontation with Snooki (shown in the Season 6 trailer), rather than a tiff with a customer.
Plus: Snooki will make her official move out of the Shore house, and Ronnie will be the next roommate to pull a prank, setting off the fire alarm in the house.
Cherish the final moments!
Catch the next new episode of Jersey Shore on Thursday, October 11 at10 p.m. ET/PT onMTV.