We’re used to to crazy Kristen Stewart quotables, but the Twilight star just called herself a forlorn hoo-ha, to put it mildly.
OK, we’ll come right out and say it. When a Marie Claire interviewer asked the 22-year-old what makes her happy, she retorted, “I’m a miserable c—t!”
Now, that C-word has to be one of the most viscerally unpleasant words to hear out loud, joining the ranks of “moist,” “phlegm,” and “yeast.” (Blech!)
Granted, when you hear it in context, it seems like she’s joking because she goes on to talk about how she’s happy both when she’s comfortable and when she’s pushing herself to the limits, but still... that’s a harsh word.
Let’s make some suggestions for Kristen: I’m a miserable celebrity! I’m a miserable Californian! I’m a miserable Cullen-lover! I’m a miserable cheater!