The brand-new promo for Bones'Season 8, Episode 5 is 25 jam-packed seconds of bootylicious squinterns, cockroaches, and superstuds named Booth(David Boreanaz). We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come! Live long and prosper, Baby Christinites.
0:01 – Brennan(Emily Deschanel) Stares Off Into Space, Looks Slightly Bemused Thinking of all her dead tiger friends, probably.
0:03 – Rotating Skull Spins On A Lazy Susan Damnit, Brennan, your fetish is getting creepy. Control these urges!
0:04 – Brennan Holds Up A Vial Of Blood Sigh, don't tell us she's being framed for murder again. We can only take so much.