Promo for Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 2: Our In-Depth Analysis of “High Infidelity”
It wouldn’t be a party on the Upper East Side without a little throwdown. From the promo for Gossip Girl’s sophomore episode Season 6, Episode 2 “High Infidelity” looks like it’s going to be a good one — just the name alone evokes the most delicious possibilities. Let’s see what we’ve got.
Voiceover: “With only 9 episodes left, things are about to get dirty” Lots of posturing aaaand then Nate (Chace Crawford) gets punched in the face... by Steven (Barry Watson)! Wow, this is getting good. Oh, and he’s pushing Sage out of the way to get to Nate.
Blair: “Nobody does dirty better than Blair Waldorf” Oh look, it’s Blair (Leighton Meester)’s very strange Laura Ashley-looking outfit. And why is her friend pulling a condom/stocking/stretch thingamajig over her face? It’s always fun to watch Blair boss around her minions, so let’s hope that’s what will happen here.
Voiceover: “With a major threat” Chuck (Ed Westwick) is pulling some sort of picture out of an envelope. Apparently it’s a major threat (yeah, we’ve been working on our listening skills).
Voiceover: “And a minor problem” Well, duh, we could have told you Sage (Sofia Black D’Elia) looked a little young... (in fact, we did).
Nate: “You’re in high school? You’re 17, and I’m pretty sure you’re grounded.” Well, we’ve seen Nate with a lot of girls over the years but this might be the first time we’ve been a little weirded out watching him roll around with one of them... Could this have something to do with why Nate was getting punched in the face earlier? We’ll have to wait and see.