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Nashville’s Top 10 Quotes From the Season 1 Premiere: “Make Sure You Got Those Girls Tucked In”

When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the premiere episode of Nashville did not disappoint, especially with Rayna Jaymes (Connie Britton) discussing Juliette Barnes’s (Hayden Panettiere) boobs. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 1, Episode 1.

10. This is why you don’t want your father-in-law to run your campaign.
Lamar Wyatt (Powers Boothe), to Teddy Conrad (Eric Close): Your first order of business as a mayoral candidate is to grow a pair.

9. Juliette is one classy girl — although Avery (Jonathan Jackson) is pretty smokin’.
Juliette, to Avery: We should try that again sometime — only slower.

8. At least one of those two ain’t bad, right?
Gunnar (Sam Palladio), to Scarlett O’Connor (Clare Bowen), about Avery: Truth be told, other than heartbreak and drunken sex, I’m not 100% sure what you see in him.

7. You mean most musicians don’t buy their guitars at Toys ‘R’ Us?
Deacon Claybourne (Charles Esten), to a musician whom Juliette didn’t flirt with: Why don’t you get yourself a big boy guitar and maybe she will.

6. We wonder if Rayna’s music improves babies’ IQs, as Mozart’s does.
Juliette, to Rayna: My momma was one of your biggest fans — she said she’d listen to you while I was still in her belly.

5. Evidently, Deacon isn’t a big alt-country-punk fan.
Avery, about his music: It’s kind of an alt-country-punk, but more cerebral.
Deacon: You know, around here punk is code for “can’t play at all.”

4. Nothing is more romantic than comparing someone to physical pain.
Deacon: I do not miss the headaches.
Rayna: You were the headache.

3. When it comes to a nip slip, you’re better safe than sorry.
Rayna, to Juliette, about her boobs: You probably gotta go on soon — I’m sure you gonna want to make sure you got those girls tucked in there real good.

2. Sounds like Deacon could use a cold shower, pronto.
Deacon, to Rayna: You’re not some overnight sensation — but you are sensational overnight, to the best of my recollection.

1. Rayna’s got one nice-looking “decision,” if you ask us.
Rayna, to Marshall: You can kiss my decision as it’s walkin’ out the door.

10.12.2012 / 01:17 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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