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What to Expect in Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 2, “Memorial”: A Detailed Analysis of the Promo Video
0:02 Stefan (Paul Wesley) has a blanket
Are Stefan and Elena going on a picnic? Cute! Oh, wait. It’s probably to eat this deer. Less cute.
0:04 Damon’s (Ian Somerhalder) two cents
She bites, therefore she is.
0:06 Sexy whispering
Stefan tells Elena the rules of the vampire game, which we wouldn’t have thought were so, um, arousing.
0:09 Funky stain
What is that? Some gross Mystic Falls mold?
Oh, maybe it’s blood?
0:11 Bite the hand that feeds
Elena takes a chunk out of Damon, but in a nice way?
0:13 Nuzzle, nuzzle
Just another middle-of-the-woods dalliance. Nothing to see here.
0:15 Commence to make out
Er, OK. Maybe there is something to see here. This must be why he brought that blanket...
0:16 Still at it
Don’t mind us. We’ll wait.
0:17 Decking the decked out
Whatever, that’s practically how they say “Hello” sometimes.
0:18 Caroline (Candice Accola) and Tyler (Michael Trevino) have their concerned faces on.
In this town, that could mean any number of things.
0:20 Elena vamps out.
Is it just us, or does she sound like a lion? Sorry, unfortunate gagged girl.
0:21 Elena makes a bloody mess, heaves.
Let’s hope she carries a stain remover stick in her purse.
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