Top 15 Vampire Diaries Quotes From Season 4, Episode 2, “Memorial”
One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 15 notable quotables from Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 2, “Memorial.” 15. Translation: You always want something. Bonnie, to Stefan: You’re not exactly a drop-by kind of guy. 14. That’s one heck of a love bite. Connor Jordan, looking at Matt’s bandaged neck: What happened there? Matt: Girlfriend went a little overboard. 13. Look who’s gone La Llorona. Elena: I feel like I’ve been crying since my parents died. It’s like my life is a neverending funeral. 12. Calculated risk Damon: She can’t learn to control the bloodlust if she’s never actually experienced the bloodlust. It’s a cheat. It’s like giving a kid a calculator before they know match. 11. True that Damon, to Sheriff Forbes: If I was going to kill a bunch of people I wouldn’t blow them up. I’d have a dinner party. 10. Frenenmy much? Liz: They were my friends. Damon: Well, your friends tried to kill your daughter. 9. Is this another joke about Matt’s truck? Matt, to Jeremy, about Elena: If there’s anything I can do, short of giving her a ride. Let me know. 8. Apparently, “alive” is relative. Stefan, to Elena: You’re here, and you’re alive-ish.
7. Good grief! Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we’re having sex. Tyler: Grief sex. It’s healthy. Caroline: It’s selfish. Tyler: It’s natural. Besides, if we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we’d explode.
6. Who’s the new guy? Damon: So, what brings you to Mystic Falls? Bible salesman? Connor: No, actually, I’m in environmental clean-up. I heard you had a bit of a pollution problem. Damon: Huh. Well, I was unaware. i breathe pretty easy.
5. Isn’t it always? Stefan: I think we have a new vampire hunter in town. Bonnie: Mm. It’s bad timing.
4. It’s hard to say good-bye. April: What am I supposed to say? I’m sorry my dad didn’t fix the gas line?
3. Time for Plan D — as in Damon. Damon: Your four-legged protein shake was a bust. The juice box is a no-go. She can’t even keep my blood down. Stefan: She drank from you? Damon: Oops. Did I say that out loud? 2. Just be Elena: You’re still not on board with the animal plan? Damon: Nope. I say rip off the proverbial band-aid and let it bleed. You’re a vampire. Be a vampire.
1. Ghost of a chance Damon: You owe me big. Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
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