Tila Tequila Turns 31; Wages War Against “Others,” “Evil Ones,” and the Illuminati
What is Tila Tequila doing now that she’s not taking A Shot at Love on her MTV reality show? The model, who turns 31 today, is fervently updating her personal website and her Internet radio station with a rapid-fire series of bizarre updates in which she rants against “others,” “evil ones,” government agents, and the Illuminati. Here are some excerpts:
This year, hands down, has to be the BEST “BIRTHDAY” I have had in at least a few thousand years!
I was also indeed “JOAN OF ARC” in another one of my past lives! It makes so much sense now! I mean, Joan of Arc and myself share incredibly similar things!
Just because I have been granted access to the 5th Dimension and given my “GALACTIC CARD” to travel to all 12 dimensions doesn’t mean I can just leave you guys here and forget about you.
I start to get a little bored so I am always quantum hopping. See ya! No, literally. I SEE YA!
As for the SUN, I was sungazing the other day and stared directly into the SUN for about 5 minutes straight. As my eyes started to adjust I noticed a very strange phenomenon! THE SUN STARTED GETTING SMALLER (THE SIZE OF THE CIRCLE) AS THE COLORS STARTED TO CHANGE!
THE ONLY WEAPON I HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH YOU F—KS ARE MY NATURAL SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES AS WELL.
זהו מסר לכל אנשי ירושלים. אני הגלגול של מלכיצדק. [Yes, Tila is writing in Hebrew.]
SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH?
IF I MUST DIE FOR STANDING BEHIND MY BELIEFS AND EXPOSING THE EVILS WHO RULE THE WORLD AND STEAL YOUR SOULS… THEN BY GOLLY SO BE IT!
This is all I shall say about this subject as I have said more than enough.
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL ARGUE NO MORE AFTER THIS!
I’m sorry, guys. Hope I didn’t get any of you upset or anything! *HUGS*
Love Always, Miss Tila, Warrior for the Goodness of Mankind