Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 5 Promo: Our In-Depth Analysis of “Monstrous Ball”
It’s raining all over the country (okay, so that’s a slight diminutization of what’s going on), but the sun in shining on us, because the promo for Gossip GirlSeason 6, Episode 5 “Monstrous Ball” was prematurely let out of its cage. Oh, happy days! So, let’s talk about it.
“I think he might propose to you.” Uh oh guys, we may be thinking Serena (Blake Lively)’s getting married to Dan (Penn Badgley) in the finale, but it looks like someone’s trying to get there first.
Sage: “There’s no one better at taking down Serena than you.” You learn quickly, young one. Blair (Leighton Meester) does indeed make a good scheming partner. But one wrong move, and she’ll ruin you. Like, for example, don’t ruin her fashion show (more than the clothes already did) and expect there to be no consequences...
Dan: “Why fight your raunchy reputation?” Hmm. This doesn’t seem to fit into the conversation... could he be referring to something else in the episode? Does he expose Blair in “Monstrous Ball”?
Dan: “I always knew you could do dirty.” Although we prefer B to scheme with Chuck (Ed Westwick) (where is he, BTW?), anything Dan can do to get more material means that his book will have that much more impact when the ish hits the fan.
And isn’t it fun when the big reveal happens at a fancy event? Cotillions can be so boring, and a little mud on the face goes so nicely with black ties... Although we've been meaning to talk to Dan about that slicked back hair thing he's got going on. Who do you think you are — Chuck Bass?