The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — popping "day bootie," so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!5. Gary gives us an update on his bodily functions: "My left eye is watering pumpkin tits. Sorry..."Do not apologize for your amazing self. 4. Mackenzie gives us a warning: "Put me in a trench coat and you best believe I pop day bootie."Remind us to never put Mackenzie in a trench coat.3. Chelsea reaches out to her fans: "I wonder if any of my followers has a pet monkey....anyone???"Um … no words.2. Jenelle dresses up: "Another new outfit, same heels Charlotte Russe blazer, PacSun shirt, Hollister skinny jeans."Jenelle, the early 2000s called. They want PacSun back.1. Kailyn works her funny bone: "I'll find peace at the bottom of a real tall cold drink... #CocaColathat is. #MyKindaParty."Zing, guys! Zing!
11.4.2012 / 10:30 PM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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