We have a serious problem with The X Factor hosts (and no, we’re not talking about Khloe Kardashian’s volume control). It’s that other mic-monkey, Mario Lopez. While the man can wear a suit like a champ and somehow manages to flex his dimple muscles even on words that shouldn’t even interact with his face holes, one of his other body parts isn’t quite so swoon-inducing.
It’s his bladder, folks. It’s just not ready for the pressure! Amario Mario tells E! that during one commercial break on the November 8 live results show, there was a near catastrophe in his pants. "I had to go to the restroom and I made it back with literally with like four seconds [to spare]," Mario tells reporters. "I had to check my pants to make sure I didn't pee on myself! I gotta watch my fluid intake from now on." (Insert elimination joke here.)
You watch your fluid, we’ll watch your pants. Deal?