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Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 4, Episode 5: “50 Shades of Gravy”

When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 5: “The Role You Were Born to Play.”

10. Don’t tell us such horror stories, Blaine!
Blaine (Darren Criss): I don’t even gel on weekends.

9. C’mon, Kitty how about a “spoiler alert”!
Kitty (Becca Tobin) [to Marley (Melissa Benoist), about her name]: Oh, right like the dead dog movie.

8. Actually, the guys on Downton Abbey do wear a lot of bow ties.
Artie (Kevin McHale): I’ve never seen Blaine so Masterpiece Theater.

7. Yeah, Schue might want to try meeting people at a book club or something.
Sue (Jane Lynch): The glee club is being run by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion in his hair but no adult friends.

6. Let’s just hope no one ends up in an ambulance, a la Broadway’s Spider-Man.
Artie: So we cast a brunette as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo. Who’s directing this Julie Taymor?

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5. Just so long as Brad Pitt doesn’t film a weird commercial for it.
Kitty [to Jake (Jacob Artist)]: What’s that cologne you’re wearing, Jealousy by You?

4. Joe wants to say, “I see you and you’re annoying.”
Kitty: Shut it, Avatar.

3. Help us, Finn Hudson. You’re our only hope.
Sue [about Finn (Cory Monteith)]: William, maybe you need to remind Chubby-Wan Kenobi of the daily nightmare that is borne of being my enemy.

2. Gravy has never been so sexy.
Kitty [about Marley]: She’s only got a month or two before she starts ballooning to her natural weight of 5,000 pounds and starts writing her memoir, 50 Shades of Gravy.

1. If you ask us, Unique deserves a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Sue [about Unique (Alex Newell)]: But you, Urethra Franklin, you are a boy, and you are fooling no one. You are smuggling more kielbasa under those gowns than a homesick Polish lady trying to sneak through customs.

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11.10.2012 / 01:37 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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