5. Just so long as Brad Pitt doesn’t film a weird commercial for it. Kitty[to Jake (Jacob Artist)]: What’s that cologne you’re wearing, Jealousy by You?
4. Joe wants to say, “I see you — and you’re annoying.” Kitty: Shut it, Avatar.
3. Help us, Finn Hudson. You’re our only hope. Sue[about Finn (Cory Monteith)]: William, maybe you need to remind Chubby-Wan Kenobi of the daily nightmare that is borne of being my enemy.
2. Gravy has never been so sexy. Kitty[about Marley]: She’s only got a month or two before she starts ballooning to her natural weight of 5,000 pounds and starts writing her memoir, 50 Shades of Gravy.
1. If you ask us, Unique deserves a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Sue[about Unique (Alex Newell)]: But you, Urethra Franklin, you are a boy, and you are fooling no one. You are smuggling more kielbasa under those gowns than a homesick Polish lady trying to sneak through customs.