Vampire Diaries’ Top 16 Quotes From Season 4, Episode 5, “The Killer” — I Don’t Do Teen Drama
One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 5, “The Killer.” 16. Talk about a good buzz Elena, about Stefan: No, Damon. I didn’t tell him that I got high on blood like some crackhead and then dirty danced with you. 15. Spot it, you got it: Shame Damon: Oh, I see. Classic shame spiral. Elena: I’m not in a shame spiral. Damon: Oh, you so are. Newbie vampire remorse. It’s worse than a hangover. 14. Not that he’s keeping count or anything Connor, to Matt: Every vampire that comes for you is another vampire that I get to kill. 13. Vengeance is his Tyler, about Connor: He shot me like nine times. If we’re killing him, I want in. 12. Umm, maybe you shouldn’t drink that… Professor Shane, to Bonnie, about the herbal tea: Trust me; it’s better when you smoke it. But I’m trying to be a role model. 11. Actions speak louder Damon, to Elena: For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. 10. Sibling survival Elena: My brother is the only thing holding me together now, Damon.
9. Hunter know thyself Connor: The mark has the answer to the why I am the way I am. The more I kill, the more it grows. And once it’s complete, I’ll know my story. And all this will have meant something.
8. You stayin’ with my man? Caroline: I know all of Ty’s buddies and I haven’t heard about you. So why don’t we cut the crap. Hayley: Yeah, I don’t do teen drama, so take it up with Ty.
7. The simple truth Connor: Vampires kill humans. Hunters kill vampires.
6. Now those he’s counted Connor, to Jeremy: You may be a potential hunter, but if you make one move I’ll break all 26 bones in your hand.
5. She’s bad! Damon, about Connor: Elena, this guy is dangerous. Elena: So am I, Damon.
4. Oops! Elena, to Connor: You missed
3. Girlfriend’s about to trip Caroline, to Tyler: I keep waiting for you to make up some dumb story so that at least I can call you a liar. Is that now?
2. That’s a good question Matt: Are you ok? Jeremy: Yeah, I’m just sick of all the secrets.
1. But this one is better Damon: Do you want to cure her because she’s a vampire and she’s not cut out to be or because you can’t love her if she is one? Stefan: I’ll always love her. But she’s not supposed to be this person. I don’t want her to be. Damon: Well, if I’m going to ride this fairy tale to its conclusion, I’m want to be very clear about one thing. Stefan: What’s that? Damon: I’m fine with her either way, brother. So if I do this, I’m doing it for you.