Not only will Gossip Girl be new tonight, but based on the promo video, it will also be approximately 80% mouth-agape-ier and rhinestonier than usual. Why? Because it’s time for that age old tradition of Cotillion.
What’s that? You had no idea Cotillions still happened? Don’t you remember the time in season 1, when Nate (Chace Crawford) punched that guy at that one because he thought Blair (Leighton Meester) was sleeping with him but actually it was Chuck (Ed Westwick) who was hitting that, but then B and N did it afterward? Who says black tie means high class.
Speaking of making a scene, it looks like Sage (Sophia Black-D’Elia) is about to get her own drama on, by attempting to thwart her (gross) dad Steven Spence (Barry Watson) and Serena (Blake Lively)’s (gross) relationship. So much more is slated to happen, and we’ll be watching. Will you?