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Bones Season 8, Episode 7 Promo: Our Frame-By-Frame Analysis — Brennan Prepares For War!

The brand-new promo for Bones' Season 8, Episode 7 is 26 jam-packed seconds of Hodgins' facial hair (auuuuughhhh, our eyes!), terrifying supercomputers, and O-faces. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come.

0:01 – Brennan (Emily Deschanel) Has Her Game Face On
By which we mean she looks totally cray-cray.

0:02 – Professional Crime Scene Cleaner Puts On His Jacket in Slow-Motion
Is this supposed to be sexy? Because nope.

0:03 – Crime Scene Cleaner Brags About Having Brains on His Shirt
This is what our nation's capital has come to.

0:05 – Cam (Tamara Taylor), Brennan and Hodgins (TJ Thyne) Us a Computer, Risk Their Lives
We expect the Angelatron to kill them with lazers any moment now.

0:08 – The Angelatron Shows Us a Big Photo of Blood
If this isn't a threat, we don't know what is.

0:11 – Brennan Spars With the Crime Scene Cleaner
Is it just us, or are they flirting? Guuuurrrrllllll.

Credit: Ray Mickshaw/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co.    

0:12 – Hodgins Makes an O-Face
Remains bearded while doing so.

0:13 – Someone Drills a Hole
Important things are happening! Also, that's what she said.

0:15 – The FBI Destroy a Perfectly Good Kitchen
Somewhere, Martha Stewart is cry-cry-crying in her lonely heart.

0:18 – Hodgins Picks Something Up With Tweezers
A maggot, probably. New bestie alert!

0:20 – Brennan Crosses Her Arms Indignantly
We're so excited, we're so excited, we're so scared.

0:21 – Booth (David Boreanaz) Calls Out The Crime Scene Cleaner
Sigh, he's even sexy when he's mad.

0:24 – FBI Peer At A Stove
Which reminds us, must binge-eat leftovers. Bye!

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11.15.2012 / 01:52 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
Related: Bones, Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan

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