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Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 4, Episode 6: “I Promise I Won’t Pee In It”

When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 6: “Glease.”

10. We so want Brittany to write a cookbook someday.
Brittany (Heather Morris): You can eat Kleenex. They taste like clouds.

9. Even when heartbroken, the guy finds a way to make us smile.
Finn (Cory Monteith) [to Rachel (Lea Michele)]: You’re kind of my moose.

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8. Nothing wrong with trying out new hobbies.
Sue (Jane Lynch) [to Finn, about Georgia]: You must’ve done everything a person could possibly do in that state, including hillbilly hand-fishing and plus-size male prostitution.

7. Actually, there is far worse behavior to mimic from Silence of the Lambs.
Kitty (Becca Tobin): Ladyboy can come, but if I catch you hiding your dinky between your legs and prancing around like Silence of the Lambs, you’re out.

6. Sugar stays focused on what matters.
Sugar (Vanessa Lengies) [about Schue (Matthew Morrison) leaving]: Who’s going to drive the bus?

5. Brittany feels sympathy for the wrong person.
Brittany: I feel bad for Mercedes, but if her parents want her to be a boy, then I don’t know, I guess it makes sense.

4. Finn’s heart sounds delicious.
Sue [to Finn]: You’ve got hate in that heart, Double Stuff — and probably also frosting.

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3. Thanks for that, Kitty.
Kitty [about her horse]: I rode him for six years until he broke my hymen.

2. Ryan Gosling has gotten all of us through many a dark time.
Kurt (Chris Colfer): I’m living off of Ambien and The Notebook.

1. Don’t make promises you can’t keep, Brittany.
Brittany [about her costume]: I promise I won’t pee in it.

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11.17.2012 / 12:20 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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