Meet the Parents? More like, meet the penis.
Will Ferrell gave a speech on November 15 to honor fellow comedic actor Ben Stiller at the American Cinematheque Awards, and he spent a good portion of time discussing Ben Stiller's manhood.
"Few people know that Ben has one of the most marvelous, exciting and vibrant penises I've ever seen," Ferrell told the packed crowd, as people burst into laughter. "I've seen it in the shower, in urinals and one time he just wanted to show it to me."
"And every time I'm struck by the same thing: ‘Wow, that is a terrific and classy d**k,'" Will continued.
But the Anchorman star wasn't done yet. "But don't get me wrong," Will added. "Sure, Ben's penis is dashing, elegant, some call it fun, cute and cuddly at times, but when it's time to go to work, that man gets the job done."
"The greatest gift of kindness I could bestow on a friend is to buy them a new Rolex. I would buy Ben Stiller's penis a Rolex. That how much it means to me," said Will. "So thank you for your talent, your friendship and your penis."
Wow, that was a lot of uses of the word "penis." So do you think Will has actually seen Little Ben? And do you think he's really packing quite the tropic thunder?
Source: E! Online
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