McGrey’s Anatomy: We Give McNames to The Entire Cast!
Nothing says Grey's Anatomy like a little McDreamy, a little McSteamy, maybe a McDog, a McBaby or two, some McSex and everything else that makes up a perfect McLife. Seriously.
The Grey’s McNames have been thrown around the hospital ever since we can remember: McVomit, McHot, McBastard, McDreary, McMarried, McVet, McGuilty, McFrickin' Code of Silence, McNasty and all that McCrap. But it’s been much too long since a new character was McNamed. And then there are some who have survived the seasons without ever being knighted with such a title. But we’re going to McFix that.
Everyone knows that Mark (Eric Dane) is (ugh, was) McSteamy and Derek (Patrick Dempsey) is McDreamy, so now it’s time to have some McFun of our own. Let’s McDo it! It really is addictive ...
Miranda Bailey (Chandra Wilson): We dub thee … McBossy. From being the Nazi to Booty-Call Bailey, she will never lose her no-bs attitude. Everyone listens to Bailey. Everyone.
Lexie Grey (Chyler Leigh): Mcipedia. It’s not as cool as Lexipedia, but we had to tweak it a bit. Oh Lex. We miss her photographic memory almost as much as we miss the way she looked at Mark. Sigh.
Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo): Meredith was all McDreary, and then she got McMarried and became McPerky, and then after the plane crash, she evolved into more of a McSassy. And we McLove it.