It’s no secret that Brittany S. Pierce’s (Heather Morris) middle name is not “Chastity,” and not just because it doesn’t start with an “S.” (Her middle name is Susan, in case you were wondering.) Our point is, we’ll probably never know how many notches Britt has in her bedpost, and not just because she can’t count that high. According to her estimation, she has made out with everyone in school, even the janitor. But how many relationships has Brittany had with characters we actually know?
Well, that depends on how loosely you want to define the word “relationship.” If you define it as two people seeing each other exclusively for longer than an episode, then it’s been about two: First, she took Artie’s (Kevin McHale) V-card and dated him for a while until he called her “stupid.” And then there was the OTP known as Brittana.
If you expand the definition to include casual dating, random makeouts, and one-night stands, then Brittany has also had sex with Puck (Mark Salling), and awkward, makeouts with Kurt(Chris Colfer) and Becky, and joined Santana for one abbreviated date at Breadstix with Finn (Cory Monteith). Her briefest relationship thus far was when she kissed Sam (Chord Overstreet) at Rachel’s Spin the Bottle game.