Jason unbuttons just enough of his shirt for an ab flash and pretends that he doesn’t love being tied up to a dirty bed.
Jason falls asleep and hopes to wake up in stud heaven. After all, what’s the point in living after your six pack is maimed?
Jason wakes up after having a nightmare that Hoyt’s body is better than his.
Jason passes out on the side of the road hoping that a pretty lady will drive by, see his rippling abs and save his life. Done and done!
Poor dude is so scared he had to go to his happy place: Chained to a bed.
See? Jason totally wears shirts! He just prefers to leave them unbuttoned.
Sigh, we’re a little dissapointed. We were hoping Jason came out of the womb with those muscles.
We can only assume Hoyt looks so depressed because he caught a look at Jason’s superior body.
After a long day of hunting and gathering, Jason rubs some dirt on his six pack and tries to kill his girlfriend.
Jason makes out with a tree branch.
Jason covers his man parts with a giant bottle cap and forlornly chews on a Popsicle stick.
Jason Stacked-House spends more time shirtless than clothed, so believe us — rounding up his ab-flashes from ;True Blood in honor of his 36th birthday today required plenty of hydration.Of course, it doesn’t help that even when Jason’s wearing a shirt, it’s almost always unbuttoned. Sigh, what can we say? The six-pack needs to breathe. ;Grab some water, and then click through for the birthday boy's hotness!Wanna chat with fellow True Blood fans? Join the discussion on our True Blood Facebook page and follow @TrueBldWetpaint on Twitter. ;
11.29.2012 / 06:19 AM EDT by Wetpaint Staff
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