Vampire Diaries Top 29 Quotes From Season 4, Episode 7, “My Brother’s Keeper”
One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 29 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 7, “My Brother’s Keeper.” 29. His Sister’s Keeper Jeremy: What am I doing here? Stefan: Getting a chance to make your sister human again. You interested? Jeremy: You have no idea. 28. Can’t he be both? Elena (about Professor Shane): Jack-of-all-trades. Or kind of creepy? 27. New Word Alert! Caroline (to Elena): Fine: Friend-ter-vention. 26. Well… Professor Shane (to Damon): You again? I must be the least intimidating mass murderer ever. 25. Eat your feelings. Stefan: I’m not depressed. I just want to rip into someone’s artery and feed until I can’t breathe anymore. 24. Brotherly love. Damon (to Elena): Stefan told me about the breakup. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. 23. Wait, he still goes to school? Caroline (to Stefan): Your Mystic Falls attendance record totally sucks. 22. Feelings, nothing more than feelings Stefan: She said she had feelings for Damon. Caroline: What?! She can’t feelings for Damon. He’s Damon. And you’re you. And I’m revolted. 21. Sub-li-what? Caroline (to Stefan): There’s sublimating and then there’s insanity. 20. Shout, shout. Let it all out. Stefan (to Damon): Let’s not pretend like this isn’t the best day of your life. 19. One for the Don’t Do list Caroline (to Elena): You weren’t supposed to let Damon weasel his way into your confused newbie vampire heart. 18. For reals! Matt (to Jeremy): How do you wake up with a knife in your hand and not remember how it got there? 17. Consider that finger pointed. Damon: How did you convince the pastor to kill all those people? Shane: Did you just accuse me of mass murder in the middle of a high school pageant? 16. That joke’ll get you killed Hayley (joking with the Miss Mystic Falls tiara): I just want to thank the judges for seeing past the fact that I’m a raging bitch. Tyler: You don’t want to do that. Those girls will cut you. And they have nails. Hayley: I have claws. 15. Say what you really think, Caroline. Caroline (to Elena): Damon’s never right. Damon is sneaky and manipulative and rude. But he’s never right. 14. Ask the expert. Caroline: How did I become the bad guy? Klaus: Let’s get you a drink, and I’ll tell you all about being the bad guy. 13.That’s what they say about steroids. Caroline (about Elena): Being a vampire only amplifies who you already are. It doesn’t turn you into a completely different person. 12. Do you even know what “cure” means? Klaus: Why would I want to cure myself of being the most powerful creature on the planet? 11. Isn’t that probable cause? Damon (about Hayley and Professor Shane): How do those two know each other? Tyler: They don’t. Paranoid much? Damon: The council just got burned to a crisp. This mysterious hunter just blew to town. And this guy just happens to know everything about everything. Yes, paranoid. 10. But Jer, thoughts aren’t real.. Jeremy (to Elena):Connor was right. All I can think about is killing vampires. … Everything inside me is telling me to drive this stake through your heart. 9. Amen Tyler (about Professor Shane): The sooner we get rid of this guy, the better.