9. We’re never eating apple fritters again. Jake (Jacob Artist): So did you do an apple pie 500 times before you had sex? Ryder (Blake Jenner): That’s exactly what I did, but I wore condoms so I didn’t make any apple fritters.
8. Maybe ‘A’ is responsible for Marley’s collapse? Santana(Naya Rivera)[about Marley’s (Melissa Benoist) laxatives]:Your Pretty Little Liar gave them to her. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
7. Details, details. Puck (Mark Salling): Bros before hos was always my mantra in high school. Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend’s girlfriend.
6. Uh, who dreams about Skeet Ulrich? Marley: Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end. My dreams are weird.
5. Artie isn’t quite ready to cast his vote. Finn (Cory Monteith): Do you realize standing before you are legends? Any single one of these guys could be President of the United States one day. Artie(Kevin McHale): I don’t know about that.