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Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 4, Episode 8: “Looked More Like a Hand Jo…”

When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 8: “Thanksgiving.”

10. Kurt is crying fowl.
Kurt (Chris Colfer) [to Rachel (Lea Michele) and Brody (Dean Geyer)]: When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device, would you put it in the oven?

9. We’re never eating apple fritters again.
Jake (Jacob Artist): So did you do an apple pie 500 times before you had sex?
Ryder (Blake Jenner): That’s exactly what I did, but I wore condoms so I didn’t make any apple fritters.

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8. Maybe ‘A’ is responsible for Marley’s collapse?
Santana (Naya Rivera) [about Marley’s (Melissa Benoist) laxatives]: Your Pretty Little Liar gave them to her. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.

7. Details, details.
Puck (Mark Salling): Bros before hos was always my mantra in high school. Well, it was after I knocked up my best friend’s girlfriend.

6. Uh, who dreams about Skeet Ulrich?
Marley: Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end. My dreams are weird.

5. Artie isn’t quite ready to cast his vote.
Finn (Cory Monteith): Do you realize standing before you are legends? Any single one of these guys could be President of the United States one day.
Artie (Kevin McHale): I don’t know about that.

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4. Some people are born with a gift.
Santana: Quinn always was a genius slapper.

3. Brittany wants answers.
Brittany (Heather Morris) [watching Unique (Alex Newell) and Mercedes [Amber Riley] hug]: I knew it. Mercedes was cloned.

2. Ryder isn’t quite feeling the rhythm.
Jake [to Ryder]: Are you dancing or impersonating a horny epileptic?

1. Santana was not impressed.
Santana: No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit, and that includes your little hand jive that to me looked more like a hand jo…

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12.1.2012 / 01:24 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
Related: Glee, Quotes, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez

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