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10 Best Quotes From Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 8: “All He Does Is Drink in Bed and Argue with Monkey”

Glory be! The Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episode, Season 6, Episode 8, "It's Really Complicated" put the hilarious in dysfunctional. Here are some of the best quotes from the episode (For Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester)’s best quotes, click here).

10. In some alternate universe, Lily runs an advice column.
Lily (Kelly Rutherford): I read each with CeCe’s jewelers loop. The best way to catch a husband in a lie, she always said. Of course she was referring to low-grade diamonds.

9. If we had a dollar...
Sage (to Nate): Can we talk? Don’t worry. I’m not pregnant. I just miss you.

8. What he lacks in ties, he makes up for in well-timed observations.
Steven Spence (Barry Watson): Dan, right? I hope there’s more than one place card for Serena’s ex.

7. Fine, Sage. We can be friends.
Sage: Nate, I came up here to make out. Not to watch you and Chuck play Wikileaks.

6. Never underestimate the value of a to-do list.
Dorota (Zuzanna Szadkowski): If you’re done with problem number 1, problem number 2 needs meddling.

5. Writers are so... what’s another word for deep?
Serena (Blake Lively): You were supposed to be different.
Dan (Penn Badgley): I used to be. It got me nowhere. So now I’m the same.

4. We think somehow she might be referring to motherhood.
Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): Do not leave me alone with them. The last time I endured a shunning, I froze my __ off in Siberia.

3. Rufus would never be invited.
Rufus (Matthew Settle) (to Dan): You should come with — it’s a hormone-free potluck

2. In Brooklyn, they call it pie.
Dan (to Serena): No, I’m thrilled you invited your ex to our Thanksgiving. I was hoping maybe Ben or Carter or Colin could stop by for apple crostada.

1. “No, you’re adorable. No, you are...”
Nate: Yeah, it’s gotten bad. All he does is drink in bed and argue with Monkey.

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