Vampire Diaries Top 16 Quotes From Season 4, Episode 8: “I Can’t Go Home Because My Brother’s Trying to Kill Me”
One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from “We’ll Always Have Bourbon.” 16.Mi casa es serial killer’s casa? Elena: I can’t go home because my brother’s trying to kill me. 15. So that’s how it works! Tyler, about Adrian: The bond isn’t broken until he doesn’t feel the pain of transformation anymore. 14. There’s a Hallmark card for that, right? Damon, to Stefan, about Elena: When her body rejects this blood, which it will, your apology had better be epic. 13. It’s called bed head Caroline, to Elena: Clearly they don’t have a flatiron at Hotel Salvatore. 12. Bon appetit Elena, to Damon, about the blood bag: It tastes like blood. Last time it was like hot garbage. 11. Dr. Feelgood Elena: You know your hottie creepy professor really knows his stuff, Bonnie. Bonnie: It’s been baby steps. But he’s helping me with a new, whole new kind of magic. He calls it “Expression.” 10. Ghosts again? Hayley: You just picked a fight with a werewolf. You know that right. Professor Shane, about her parents: Easy, killer. Alright? I’m not declaring war here. Just ‘cause they’re dead doesn’t mean that you can’t see them again. 9. Yay! Elena: No more snatch, eat, erase! 8. She wears the pants in that relationship Adrian: Where are we going? Kim: To pick a fight. 7. We know. Right?! Stefan, about Charlotte: Literally, every brick. 6. She could’ve gotten that degree in architecture by now Damon, to Charlotte: Please tell me you have a full life and you’ve done something other than counting bricks. 5. Sounds like a broken record Charlotte: Counting bricks is my song, and I’ve been playing it for decades. 4. Um, but murder crosses the line Stefan: Human sacrifice? Did you really think I’d go for this? Damon: Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures. 3. Sire Bond 101 Tyler, to Elena: The bond affects how you act, not how you feel. 2. Now that’s tough talk Tyler, to Kim: You’re either with me or against me. Submit or you die. 1. That’s what Elena does Caroline: She saved my life despite me being the naughty, bad witch.