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Vampire Diaries Top 16 Quotes From Season 4, Episode 8: “I Can’t Go Home Because My Brother’s Trying to Kill Me”

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from “We’ll Always Have Bourbon.”

16.Mi casa es serial killer’s casa?
Elena: I can’t go home because my brother’s trying to kill me.

15. So that’s how it works!
Tyler, about Adrian: The bond isn’t broken until he doesn’t feel the pain of transformation anymore.

14. There’s a Hallmark card for that, right?
Damon, to Stefan, about Elena: When her body rejects this blood, which it will, your apology had better be epic.

13. It’s called bed head
Caroline, to Elena: Clearly they don’t have a flatiron at Hotel Salvatore.

12. Bon appetit
Elena, to Damon, about the blood bag: It tastes like blood. Last time it was like hot garbage.

11. Dr. Feelgood
Elena: You know your hottie creepy professor really knows his stuff, Bonnie.
Bonnie: It’s been baby steps. But he’s helping me with a new, whole new kind of magic. He calls it “Expression.”

10. Ghosts again?
Hayley: You just picked a fight with a werewolf. You know that right.
Professor Shane, about her parents: Easy, killer. Alright? I’m not declaring war here. Just ‘cause they’re dead doesn’t mean that you can’t see them again.

9. Yay!
Elena: No more snatch, eat, erase!

8. She wears the pants in that relationship
Adrian: Where are we going?
Kim: To pick a fight.

7. We know. Right?!
Stefan, about Charlotte: Literally, every brick.

6. She could’ve gotten that degree in architecture by now
Damon, to Charlotte: Please tell me you have a full life and you’ve done something other than counting bricks.

5. Sounds like a broken record
Charlotte: Counting bricks is my song, and I’ve been playing it for decades.

4. Um, but murder crosses the line
Stefan: Human sacrifice? Did you really think I’d go for this?
Damon: Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures.

3. Sire Bond 101
Tyler, to Elena: The bond affects how you act, not how you feel.

2. Now that’s tough talk
Tyler, to Kim: You’re either with me or against me. Submit or you die.

1. That’s what Elena does
Caroline: She saved my life despite me being the naughty, bad witch.

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12.7.2012 / 08:30 PM EDT by Rochell D. Thomas
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