Sun, Sand, and Sperm Banks: Top 5 WTF Moments from The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5, Episode 6: “Hold On To Your Weaves!”
The ladies crossed international waters on Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but made sure to bring along all of that good old fashioned American drama to Anguilla. Sinning and sunning on the island shores, the housewives gave us more than enough material to have us talking all week. Yet we somehow managed to narrow it down, so read on for our top 5 WTF moments from Season 5, Episode 6: “Hold On To Your Weaves!” 5. Peter and Kordell’s Bromance
Let’s face it: Cynthia Bailey’s hubby, Peter Thomas, isn’t known for his softer side. But on Sunday’s episode, we saw a glimpse of his inner child when he was positively giddy at the prospect of meeting Porsha Stewart’s husband and football legend Kordell “Slash” Stewart. And while the former pro didn’t make it to the first couples set up, Peter made sure to invite these near strangers on an all expense paid trip across the world to join in their Anguilla fun.
When they finally met, we half expected starstruck Peter to ask Kordell to sign his chest. Watch out Cynthia, it looks Pet-dell might be upstaging you!
4. Gregg and NeNe: The Remix
Speaking of strange romances, this old-turned-new love story between Gregg and NeNe Leakes is getting downright awkward. You’d think that after NeNe brought her former flame all the way to an island paradise, he’d at least make a move on the girl! Watching NeNe try and coax a little lovin’ from the hard of hearing Gregg was not a pretty sight, and it made us question why she’s even heading back down that road. But then again, if Gregg’s less than subtle comment to Peter about NeNe’s late night activities was any indication, maybe he’s just saving the magic for when the cameras go off?
3. Krazy for Kenya
On the other side of the room, things were getting a little too heated between Kenya Moore, and pretty much every male she set her eyes on — especially Mr. Phaedra Parks. Now we know the girl has a crush on the already spoken for Apollo, but this week she made that fact extremely clear as she engaged in some questionable flirting that ended with them both diving headfirst into dangerous waters. Literally.
2. Phaedra’s Back(side)
Then again, we can’t count out Phaedra Parks, who made sure to offer an outrageous reBUTTal of her own. Traipsing to breakfast the next morning, Phaedra went tit for tat with Kenya, showing off her considerable ASSets in a see-through fishnet maxi “dress” that did little to cover her thong bikini or considerable backside. While everyone was impressed by the BOOTY-ful show, we had to admit that it was a little more of the Georgia peach than we wanted to see. In any case, her gluteus was the absolute maximus. Sorry Kenya!
1. Now Accepting Donations
And rounding out this week’s moments is, you guessed it, another Kenya classic. After striking out with both her own boyfriend, Walter, and Apollo, the former Miss U.S.A. was right back at it, zeroing in on the manager of their Anguilla hotel. Like a dog with a bone, Kenya wasted no time and engaged in some heavy flirting with the slightly terrified dude (who was kind of a hottie), but he was quick to tell her he was married. Undeterred, she went with Plan B, asking if he had perhaps ever considered donating to a bank. A sperm bank, that is. Now, we may be wrong, but that doesn’t quite seem like the best ice breaker. Maybe try buying the guy dinner first before you suggest having his baby, Kenya?