8. A little truth about the world from the Book of Brittany. Brittany (Heather Morris): Some people just can’t face the cold, hard fact that this Earth is really just the back of a giant crocodile that’s destroyed and recreated every 500 years.
7. We’re guessing Sue won’t be taking Robin to any mall Santas this year. Sue(Jane Lynch): It’s Christmas again, that time of year when parents aren’t arrested for forcing their children to sit on an old man’s weirdly hot lap.
6. Brittany is putting her foot down. Brittany: Tina, acting is a pipe dream for you, and your decision to pursue it as a career is both irresponsible and shocking.
5. Quinn loves to multi-task. Rory (Damian McGinty): Quinn texts and drives in every timeline.
4. It’s good that Becky has her priorities in order. Becky (Lauren Potter): Epic fail! I already got one of these, coach. Give me something I don’t already have, like a hot date or a snowmobile.