Still, the emotions were real. Britt and Sam truly did think that the world was going to end, and they wanted to spend their last few days on earth as husband and wife. The couple’s wedding vows, much like their relationship, were quirky and offbeat; charming yet adorably confused.
Brittany, I’ve always thought you were super hot and really smart, but what I didn’t know was that you were going to end up being my soulmate. Who knows what the future holds for us — probably tsunamis and horrible sea monsters — but now I’m not worried about that, because I have you.
Sam, when you first joined the glee club, I didn’t notice for a while. It wasn’t until you did thatRich Little impression, and then told me it was a Rich Little impression, and explained who Rich Little was, that I just... I knew you were special. And I can’t tell you how excited I am to become your Mayan star wife.
Beiste:[Holding up a sprig of mistletoe] You may kiss your bride.