“Is she trying to interrupt our henna session?” LuAnn, about Alex trying to interrupt her henna session in Season 4.
“This is not the Plaza Hotel, this is Morocco!” LuAnn, to Ramona in Season 4.
“What is that? Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?” LuAnn, about Alex’s clomping in Season 4.
“Go back from under the cabinet you came out of. Witch.” To Alex, during their fight in Morocco on Season 4.
“Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.” LuAnn, on Alex’s “Herman Munster” shoes in Season 4.
"Well, I might consider doing Playboy. I was married to a European, so being topless is not that big of a deal." LuAnn, about posing nude in Season 3.
"I never got the Google alert, nobody sent me the Google alert." LuAnn, about the internet, on Season 3.
“What other dirty tricks do you have to pull out of your Pinot-filled hat?” LuAnn, to Ramona, on trickery in Season 5.
"She forgot to take the Ramona pill." LuAnn, about Jill and Ramona on Season 3.
“I never feel guilty about being privileged.” LuAnn, in her Season 1 intro.
Are you trying to interrupt our henna session? Do you have tricks tucked away inside that Pinot-filled hat? Join us as we honor all of LuAnn de Lesseps’ great one-liners from her five seasons on The Real Housewives of New York.Keep ‘em coming, LuAnn!Follow Maria Mercedes Lara on Twitter @maria_mercedes.
12.31.2012 / 01:30 AM EDT by Maria Mercedes Lara
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