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Quotes From Once Upon a Time Season 2, Episode 11: “I’ve Always Wanted to Dissect a Cricket” and More

The characters on Once Upon a Time might have their hands full with breaking curses and slaying dragons and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean they’re too busy for a good zinger.

We've rounded up the 10 best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 2, Episode 11: “The Outsider,” including Belle teaching the villagers the importance of literacy.

10. Emma [to Henry]: “You plotting your escape from Shawshank, kid?”
It’s probably a good idea to keep all rocks and hammers away from Henry.

9. Villager [about Belle bringing books to fight the Yaoguai]: “Maybe she means to bore it to death.”
We’re guessing these villagers aren’t in a book club. Also, please excuse us as we break out into song: “With a dreamy, far-off look and her nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle...”

8. Claude: “Wait you’re a...”
Mulan: “Yeah, I know.”
Mulan is presumably aware she’s a woman, but thanks for the heads-up, Claude.

7. Henry [after Archie’s answering machine says he’s with a patient]: “Or dead.”
If it were up to Henry, answering machine messages would be far more macabre.

6. Regina: “You really should be nicer to your traveling companions right, Claude?”
Is Regina really the one to be lecturing people on being nicer?

5. Hook: “Go ahead, crocodile. Do your worst.”
Rumple: “I intend to.”
Don’t encourage him, Hook.

4. Belle [to Claude]: “A book. I trust you’ve seen one before.”
Maybe Claude does all his reading on his Kindle.

3. Hook: I’ve always wanted to dissect a cricket.”
If dissecting an insect is Hook’s lifelong aspiration, he might want to start dreaming bigger.

2. Belle [to Phillip]: “You’re not the first beast I’ve faced.”
After dealing with Rumple, anything else is a piece of cake.

1. Hook: “I know this ship like the back of my well, you know.”
At least he knows the ship like the back of his right hand.

Read more OUAT spoilers here.

Catch an all-new episode of Once Upon a Time on Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

01.17.2013 / 03:50 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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