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Best Castle Quotes From Season 5, Episode 12: “Death Gone Crazy”

Fans might still be bummed over all the missing Caskett moments this week, but our favorite precinct didn’t lack in the quotes department. We know you giggled like a teenager. It’s OK to admit it.

With all the twists and turns of Castle Season 5, Episode 12: “Death Gone Crazy,” here’s a second look at our Top 10 quotables for the week. Feel free to LOL again.

10. Martha (about Alexis): And the camera just loves her. Of course, she gets that from me.

She’s never short on modesty.

9. Esposito: Someone that sexy going to prison? That, in itself, is a crime.

He’s already got the handcuffs ready.

8. Alexis (to Castle): You think I’m catnip for predators online.

Everyone loves a Castle. But stalkers are not cute.

7. Martha: If you’re method writing and playing the role of your murder victim, could you die a little bit more quietly, please?

At least this would mean he’s writing again.

6. Ryan: I never thought I’d say this after graduating the sixth grade, but our bra research is in.

Exactly what elementary school did Ryan go to?

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5. Esposito: She broke a guy’s nose. You know she’s gotta be freaky.

A lady in the street…

4. Tiffany Shaw (to Beckett): You ever do it in a nightclub, detective? Hot, sweaty, quick? [whispers] Things go missing.

Dignity included?

3. Esposito: Yo. How’s the in-breast-igation going?
Ryan: And that’s why you’re still single.

This sound like something Castle would say.

2. Ryan (to Esposito): Sorry we had to cop block you, bro.

Forget honor and protect. That is rule no. 1.

1. Esposito: $250 for a bra?
Lanie: Oh, but it’s OK to spend that on a pair of sneakers, right?
Esposito: A pair of sneakers is practical, OK? They can support your, um…
Castle: Eject.

First world debates.

01.24.2013 / 12:20 AM EDT by Alana McMillan
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