Matt Damon Kidnaps Jimmy Kimmel in Hilarious, Star-Studded Revenge Show
For years, Jimmy Kimmel has "apologized" to Matt Damon for having to bump him from his show for lack of time. Last night, Matt Damon finally got his revenge.
"Welcome to tonight's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Sucks," Matt told the audience, as a bound and gagged Jimmy looked on in mock fear. "I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. This is like when I lost my virginity, except this is going to last way longer than one second."
Matt was joined by a huge number of celeb special guests — some in person, others via video — including Andy Garcia, Sheryl Crow, Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman (who said she'd never do the show with Kimmel since he "f--king sucks"), Gary Oldman, Reese Witherspoon, Amy Adams, Demi Moore, Sarah Silverman, Jennifer Lopez, Sally Field, John Krasinski, Robert De Niro, Don Cheadle, and Oprah Winfrey.
In a great gag, Ben Affleck was revealed to be holding the cue cards on the set, and he refused to write anything negative about his love, Jimmy.
Ben: "I'm sorry! Forget it, Matt. I couldn't do it to Jimmy!"
Matt: "He doesn't even love you like I love you! You'll see!"